deflating.

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-06-21T08:03:26Z

20:28 Wifi sucks @starbucks #
20:29 Especially when dad hasn't registered his itouch boooooo #
20:30 I miss kerri & liz& kaitee :( #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-05-27T08:03:51Z

14:00 i love summer. #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-05-12T08:04:44Z

17:37 my dog is getting really old. today i thought i might have to put her to sleep. it'll happen soon though =\ #
17:38 list of what she has: heart murmur, arthritis, "doggy" alzhemeirs, #
17:38 (contd) gigantic wart w/bloodiness that she got infected, and i think there's more i'm forgetting. #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-05-08T08:11:47Z

13:34 ejighjsf dying without internet so i shall make many posts in a short amount of time before i must leave the library in order to update ... #
13:36 i got my state id yesterday. the lady made me take it twice. the2nd time she said "hang on, your eyes are closed." and then #
13:36 "somethings wrong with them.. wait, oh, thats just how they are." fyi, that is NOT how they are. i have hot eyes. :( #
13:36 also i love my id its so pretty i want it to have pretty id babies #
13:37 does anyone else crack up win in narnia peter is all "for narnia! and for aslaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!" dear god boy #
13:38 i made a new youtube acct! i'll make it pretty eventually. www.youtube.com/prettybyassociation #
13:39 i've been reading buffy: the omnibus. :) its a comic. my brother was so shocked he nearly peed himself. #
13:39 orange juice is now a euphamisim for something interesting #
13:39 i've been falling in love with kid stuff. maybe its the whole I DONT WANT TO BE AN ADULT thing #
13:40 okay, adios <3 #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-04-03T08:03:29Z

21:22 at the grandparents house. #
21:23 rented so much stuff from the libary. the 4400, charmed, pushing daisies, party of five, and idek what else hahha #
21:23 shit! i forgot to rent angel. #
21:24 i wish my dad would pick me up, i'm tired. #
21:24 saw marley & me on weds and i cried so hard. #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-03-27T08:03:10Z

17:57 he's just not that into you is the best movie ever. and gigi is adorable! #
17:58 at the library, again #
17:59 finished the mortal instruments. i don't care what anyone says, those books are sweet. dsjkkhfd #
17:59 oh! and i started reading twilight over again, lmao. i'm on eclipse. jake is about to tell bella he loves her, awww. #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-03-19T08:03:19Z

08:04 stomach ache D: #
08:05 i hate short text messages. they suck, and they waste my minutes. #
08:05 btw, i have minutes on my phone now! i'm beyond ecstatic. #
08:06 i started watching buffy season 6 and angel season 1. spike/buffy is so hot, but angel/buffy is foreverrrr <3 #
08:06 i'm so tired. #
08:07 my life project is due. since monday. D: hopefully i dont get points off. #

seee ya,
mell

a day in the life of a tweeter

2009-03-15T08:02:45Z

19:05 can i kill riley finn? #
19:05 WAIT. ANGEL SLEEPS WITH CORDY??? dskjfsdkgfjkgds #
19:11 omg lmfao. in fangirl mode since i may possibly be about to CRY #
19:15 i need to go to the theatre. #

seee ya,
mell

public post: i just wanted you to know. once.

2008-08-23T00:48:18Z

Snagged from Elyssa:

1. List your top ~~six~~ five ships.
2. Put all of them in order of your love for them; 6 to 1, 1 being your favorite.
3. Name their fandom.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag six people.

So, this is the rough order, I guess? ENJOY. :D Also I think it's slightly terrifying that I had most of these quotes memorized. ;x I NEED A LIFE. SOMEONE HELP ME WITH THAT.

~~6. Chris/Jal~~ Too lazy. Can't find decent screencaps.

5. Edward/Bella

clip: you can google it

corsages, fadedpresence, magicprophecy for the manips.

"I'm here and I love you. I have always loved you and will always love you. I was thinking of you, seeing your face in my mind, every second I was away. When I told you I didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy."

4. Pacey/Joey

clip: top pacey/joey moments

Joey: "Like voluntary manslaughter."
Pacey: "Like sticking out your thumb."
Joey: "Yeah and what else? Hike up my skirt, pout my lips and strike a pose for some horndog trucker? Stick out your thumb you sexist toad."

*
Pacey: You know, for a bright girl, you can be really daft sometimes. Why do you think i came here? I came here to be with you! It's as simple as that. I mean, when you like somebody, proximity is a good thing, regardless of how they feel about you. Or don't, as the case may be.
Joey: But I felt it.
Pacey: What?
Joey: This morning. Your arm brushed up against me in bed, and... And I felt it.
Pacey: How did it feel?
Joey: It made me feel alive.
Pacey: Ok. Joey... I'm going to kiss you now.
Joey: You can't.
Pacey: Jo, you can't say something like that to me and expect me not to kiss you, so that's exactly what I’m gonna do. I'm gonna kiss you in about 10 seconds. And if you don't want me to kiss you... Well, if you don't want me to, I guess then you're just gonna have to stop me. 10.

3. Brooke/Lucas

clip: rain fight
Brooke: There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer. One a day, but I never sent them 'cause I was afraid.
Lucas Scott: Brooke...
Brooke: I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, like before. 'Cause you hurt me so bad, and I was afraid to be vulnerable. And I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now after what I did, but I just thought that you should know. This was how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you... I'm just too scared to admitt it.
Lucas Scott: Brooke! I'm sorry! What you did with Chris... it's okay.
Brooke: It's not. It can't be. It's too much to forgive!
Lucas Scott: Well, that's too bad because I forgive you.
Brooke: You can't!
Lucas Scott: I just did. So you're gonna just have to deal with it. I'm the guy for you Brooke Davis, and I know I hurt you last time we're together, but...
Brooke: I love you.
Lucas Scott: I love you too... pretty girl.

2. Jim/Pam

clip: top ten best jim/pam moments
"Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we’re not even friends. And things are just like weird between us, and that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn’t have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding. But the truth is, I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you’re with someone else, and that’s fine. It’s … whatever. That’s not what I’m … I’m not … okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I’m just trying to say to you, Jim, and to everyone else in the circle I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay, I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yeah, it’s a good day."

1. Ron/Hermione

clip: yule ball
"Hang on a moment!" said Ron sharply. "We've forgotten someone!" "Who?" asked Hermione.
"The house-elves, they'll all be down in the kitchen, won't they?" "You mean we ought to get them fighting?" asked Harry.
"No," said Ron seriously, "I mean we should tell them to get out. We don't want anymore Dobbies, do we? We can't order them to die for us --"
There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"Is this the moment?" Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. "Oi! There's a war going on here!" Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.
"I know, mate," said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, "so it's now or never, isn't it?"
"Never mind that, what about the Horcrux?" Harry shouted. "D'you think you could just -- just hold it in until we've got the diadem?"
"Yeah -- right -- sorry --" said Ron, and he and Hermione set about gathering up fangs, both pink in the face.

♥

Great. Now I need to go watch The Office. :P

un-love you: the twilight drabble-a-thon

2008-08-11T02:23:34Z

NO I LOVE YOUS
this meme is inspired by un_love_you, an awesome fanfic challenge community.

the idea is that, sometimes when the words "i love you" are put into fanfiction, it seems cliche, or just forced. how would it work out if you couldn't say i love you in a fanfic, but you had to get the point across anyway?

well, it's for you to figure out for yourself. let's get started!

in your subject line:
title - pairing - rating

what is allowed?
anything twilight! canon, uncanon, rpf, and crossover! it's ALL welcome here. ;)

pimp it!

spam post!

2008-08-03T20:10:43Z

SPAM POST

cure my boredom, cure other people's boredom. direct people here. spam the crap out of this. :D

this is for people done with breaking dawn, people who didn't read it, or people that don't even give a shit about breaking dawn, the're just bored. ^_^

have fun!

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!&(@!(#(!@&(@#(&* (up to page 198 of breaking dawn)

2008-08-02T19:34:45Z

NO NO NO NO NO, BITCH.

spoilers past page 198 WILL NOT BE APPRECIATED.

I'M UP TO RIGHT AFTER JAKE IS LIKE I GOTTA QUIT HER, I GOTTA QUIT COLD TURKEY, QUIT QUIT QUIT.

um!!! WHAT THE FUCK, YOU GUYS.

THIS IS NOT MY EDWARD AND BELLA, OKAY?!

WHAT THE FUCK THIS CHILD IS LIKE FEASTING ON HER ASS THIS IS NOT RIGHT, NOT RIGHT I SAY.

I used to like Jacob, but he's all hung up on Bella still and its all failmeyers fault, I'm SICK OF IT.

Okay I lied, I never really *LIKED* Jacob but I APPRECIATED his character and now HE and EVERYONE are going down the fucking drain!!!!!

IT'S LIKE A TRAIN CRASH. I liked it at the beginning! I was squealing! I was pumped, it was SO CUTE. AND THEN BAM, THE TRAIN CRASHED, AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO EDWARD? NO, EDWARD IN AGONY IS SO WRONG WHAT THE FUCK, I have seen so much fanfic that makes him seem better than that! I do not appreciate this!

(can i just say the sex was cute and the pillow and the bed and stuff omg :( WHY DID SHE RUIN IT?)

AND THEN LIKE. Okay, I admit I WAS ALL excited that she was pregnant, because that's one of the fandom clichés that I fucking fell for, and calling Rosalie was great, BUT DEAR BABY JESUS. #*)#*(#*(E@*(#@*(@

WHAT DID SHE DO TO EDWARD? IDGI WHAT HAPPENED D: D: D: D: I DO NOT LIKE HIM RIGHT NOW.

And then I started to like Rose for once until Edward was like SHE'S BABY HUNGRY, SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BELLA, and I was like FUFUFUFUUFUFUFUUFUFU ROSE, FU. (HATE!SEX, I HOPE???)

#@*(*)#@*() YHQDJHWAJHahhhhhhhhh!!! FUCK.

The next JK Rowling my fucking ass.

THIS IS REALLY SCARING ME, YOU GUYS. It is some REALLY FREAKY SHIT. A baby is EATING HER what the fuck, okay!?!

I will admit some things I like so far now:

Seth/Edward is cute. Hero-worship for the fucking win. Seth is my puppy, I love him.

Alice & Bella's garter? UM SO CUTE. And nice potential fic there!

Mike getting hit by the garter? YES.

Imagining GASPARD ULLIEL going under EMILY BROWNING's dress and getting a garter is REALLY. DAMN. HOT. JUST FYI?

LOL CARLISLE = OSTENTATIOUS. how cute!! :D

I do like that even the two boys Bella loves totally see her fail. "It was SO Bella." YES, YES, HER FAIL, DO YOU SEE IT?

Wedding being Edward style was cuuuute.

#@@*(#@(**( okay um just discuss with me because I am FREAKING OUT.

fandom: kinks, squicks & ships.

2008-06-01T02:30:32Z

kinks; YES PLEASE
+ mean nicknames used affectionately (ie: brat [see "our winter"])
+ fighting turns to angry kisses or sex (or both)
+ things that make you go aww because they're so thoughtful and heartfelt
+ fics that pull at your heart strings & make you cry
+ humor in an angsty fic, humor in any fic
+ honesty to real life & real problems
+ poetic/lyrical writing
+ angst, fluff, angsty fluff, somewhere in between
+ kisses that aren't on the lips (ie: nose, ears, forehead - cheek does NOT count)
+ teasing (could possibly lead to the anger & angry!kiss)
+ alternate universe
+ random character quirks (like a character with a button collection that she adds to whenever she finds a stray one, or sews to her favorite jacket or purse)
+ virgins
+ both characters that are involved in the romance are virgins
+ manwhore turned better thanks to the one he cares for
+ jackass/fuck up turned better guy (ie: nathan scott, pacey witter, fanon!draco at times)
+ slash & het

squicks; DO NOT WANT
+ bdsm
+ bestiality (no, mr. horse mentality. no ty.)
+ fics done in bad taste (politically incorrect? see next.)
+ graveside sex (kissing is okay i guess, if it's consoling.)
+ incest
+ rimming
+ felching
+ too much cuteness/fluff that it seems unreal or not plausible
+ unfaithfulness/cheating (if it's resolved well, i can take it - the angst makes it awesome, but if it's just left as "blank cheated on blank, they break up, the end" i WILL kill you.)
+ noting what is already blatantly obvious (ie: [smeyer's 'twilight'] "Heavy sarcasm." No, like I'm so stupid I did not realize that.)
+ fics where the conflict/s are not resolved
+ fics written by twimoms

girlcrushes;
Sophia Bush, Bethany Joy Lenz, Hilarie Burton, Katherine Heigl, Emily Browning, Jenna Fischer, Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Hannah Murray, Emma Watson, Alexis Bledel.

boycrushes;
Boyd Holbrook, Gaspard Ulliel, Rupert Grint, Daniel Radcliffe, Tom Felton, James Lafferty, Carmine Giovinazzo, Josh Holloway, Robert Pattinson, Dominic Monaghan, Ian Somerhalder, John Krasinski, Nicholas Hoult, Joseph Dempsie, Steven Strait, Kellan Lutz

real life pairings;
Sophia Bush/James Lafferty, Bethany Joy Lenz/James Lafferty, Rupert Grint/Emma Watson, Emily Browning/Gaspard Ulliel, Jenna Fischer/John Krasinski, Bonnie Wright/Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart, Boyd Holbrook/Cintia Dicker, Katie Holmes/Joshua Jackson, Ian Somerhalder/Alona Tal, Milo Ventimilia/Alexis Bledel, Cléménce/Gaspard, Jackson Rathbone/Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz/Nikki Reed

crossover pairings;
Edward Cullen/Brooke Davis, Edward Cullen/Blair Waldorf, Edward Cullen/Joey Potter, Edward Cullen/Cassie Ainsworth, Ginny Weasley/Jacob Black, Emmett Cullen/Joey Potter, Jasper Hale/Joey Potter, Chris Miles/Bella Swan, Jasper Hale/Haley James (pre-nathan), Edward Cullen/Haley James (pre-nathan), Jasper Hale/Peyton Sawyer, Cassie Ainsworth/Mouth McFadden, Pacey Witter/Bella Swan, Sirius Black/Bella Swan (marauders era), Draco Malfoy/Alice Cullen, Draco Malfoy/Bella Swan, Draco Malfoy/Rosalie Hale, Emmett Cullen/Jal Fazer, Jasper Hale/Effy Stonem, Tony Stonem/Bella Swan, Tony Stonem/Alice Cullen, Old!Tony Stonem/Rosalie Hale, Tony Stonem/Brooke Davis, Chris Miles/Haley James (pre-nathan), Maxxie Oliver/Jack McPhee, Tony Stonem/Peyton Sawyer, Tony Stonem/Haley James (pre-nathan), Cassie Ainsworth/Pacey Witter, Pacey Witter/Haley James (pre-nathan), Nathan Scott/Cassie Ainsworth, Jacob Black/Haley James (!!)

harry potter;
characters.
Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Neville Longbottom, Albus Dumbledore, Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Andromeda Tonks, Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall, Nymphadora Tonks

ships.
Draco/Ginny, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/James Jr., Sirius/Remus, Draco/Harry, Lily/Scorpius, Albus/Scorpius

twilight;
characters.
Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Alice Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Charlie Swan, Seth Clearwater, Angela Weber, Jacob Black, Mike Newton, Quil Ateara, Tyler Crowley, Ben Cheney

ships.
Edward/Bella, Alice/Jasper, Emmett/Rosalie, Carlisle/Esme, Charlie/Renée, Angela/Ben, Jacob/Angela, Quil/Claire, Emmett/Bella, Emmett/Alice, Jasper/Rosalie, Jacob/Seth, Jacob/Angela, Jacob/Leah, Charlie/Sue, Edward/Bella/Carlisle, Esme/Carlisle, Sam/Leah

one tree hill;
characters.
Nathan Scott, Brooke Davis, Haley James Scott, Keith Scott, Jamie Scott, Skills Taylor, Bevin Mercer, Rachel Gattina, Peyton Sawyer, Mouth McFadden, Mia, Millicent, Owen the Bartender, Jake Jagielski, Tim ~~Time~~, Hot Uncle Cooper, Karen Roe, Deb Scott (S4)

ships.
Nathan/Haley, Lucas/Brooke, Lucas/Peyton, Lucas/Squinty eyes of pain, Bevin/Skills, Brooke/Mouth, Brooke/Owen, Brooke/Chase, Peyton/Jake, Keith/Karen

dawson's creek;
characters.
Pacey Witter, Jen Lindley, Jack McPhee, Joey Potter, Andie McPhee

ships.
Pacey/Joey, Jen/Jack, Jen/Henry

the office;
characters.
Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Dwight K Schrute, Toby, Michael

ships.
Jim/Pam, Dwight/Angela, Ryan/Kelly

holes;
characters.
Stanley, Zero, Sam, D Tent boys
ships.
Sam/Kate.

skins;
characters.
Chris Miles, Tony Stonem, Sid Jenkins, Maxxie Oliver, Jal Fazer, Cassie Ainsworth.

ships.
Chris Miles/Jal Fazer, Tony Stonem/Michelle Richardson, Sid Jenkins/Cassie Ainsworth, Cassie Ainsworth/Chris Miles, Tony Stonem/Maxxie Oliver, Tony Stonem/Cassie Ainsworth

gossip girl;
characters.
Blair Waldorf, Serena van der Woodsen, Chuck Bass, Dan Humphrey, Nate Archibald, Erik van der Woodsen, Rufus Humphrey, Bart Bass, Lily Van der Woodsen

ships.
Dan/Serena, Chuck/Blair, Nate/Jenny, Nate/Blair, Chuck/Serena, Nate/Serena, Erik/Jenny, Georgina/death, Bart/Lily.

flist cut.

2008-05-16T00:07:50Z

Did a small flist cut. If you were cut, I just felt like we didn't really connect. :/ Lately I've been talking about really personal stuff on my lj, so I just want people I feel close to/that I connect with. No offense meant, seriously. :)

♥

huge flist cut

2008-03-23T02:09:32Z

A friends cut because it was horribly needed. :\ I'm sorry. And also, I basically just did it if we never talk/don't talk anymore or just don't have much in common any more. No hard feelings? I hate friends cuts.

butterfly_kate
catch1111
bubbly
cloud8
daysandweeks
fangy
floggingmollys
iluvdanben33
maniacstripes
morningglory___
mynuet
oh_no_bad_touch
pink_cormandy
purely_distel
randomneses
retroloser
rilita
tearsareshed
theheatless69
thekeyskeeper
tracycutie
wonky